wherewentz:

2007 was so important
  • Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
  • Me: *turns up music*
  • Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
  • Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
  • Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
  • Me:
  • Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
  • Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
  • Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
  • Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
  • Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
  • Lady cop: I can make that happen.
  • Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
  • Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
  • Entire train: *applauds*
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    asvprock:

    *When you are about to finish an essay, but you lose power*

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    i-only-have-eyes-for-aibou:

    flowerlulu:

    yamixyugishipping:

    the-hatred-machine:

    karmakrazey:

    the-winchester-initiative:

    orangeninjadan:

    officialeo:

    fast-lifee:

    headhunterxzi:

    gravityfalse:

    ask-fugi-no-misamac:

    officialeo:

    I’m sorry.
    It had to be done. 

    Ok,You really did it now!

    I HAD TO SCROLL BACK UP AND REBLOG OMG

    Allow me to play you the song of my people.

    where can i download this

    oh dear

    at first I was like okay this is that violin tune from spongebob

    but then i noticed how long it was

    and right when i started thinking ‘okay there’s got to be more to this, where is this going’

    IT HIT

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    ^Literally my face when it hit

    THANK YOU FOR THIS

    AT FIRST I SAID TO MYSELF “OH WELL I FOUND THE ORIGINAL, LONG VERSION”

    SO I KEPT SCROLLING AND LISTENING TO IT

    AND THEN IT HAPPENED

    AND I

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    OH MY GOD IT HITS LIKE HALFWAY THROUGH

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    deliideli:


barakat1818:

ayyyyytyler:

baimbie:

dahwsie:

sparkhy:

sleep-for-days:

vinnysgotswagg:

ifyoufeelthatway:

tkaaay:

bigtimecrushonsomeone:

30rockasaurus:

fuckyeaaaah-xx:

iwannahavethelifethatyouhave:

jforjoelle:

last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again

nothing to lose. :))

Let’s hope

Why not? :)

*crossing fingers*

pretty much^^^^

i got nothing to lose. (:

Last time i did this my wish came true.

Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss

please work omg

looks fun lol

please 

IT SERIOUSLY WORKED

Well, i got nothing to lose, might as well try it

This shall be interesting😌
    drellabove:

Tonight Alive - Don’t Wish.